June in Florida: Heat, Humidity, and Hilarity

Ah, June in Florida! The month when the sun decides to turn up the heat and reminds us all that we live in a giant sauna. You step outside, and it’s like walking into a warm, wet blanket. One that smells suspiciously like the last fish your neighbor tried to grill. That’s right, folks, June is here. And it’s not just hot, it’s melt your crayons hot.

You know, in June, nature seems to wake up as if someone poured a gallon of fertilizer on it. Flowers burst forth in a riot of colors, and the trees have the audacity to flaunt their greenery like they’re in a botanical fashion show. The birds are chirping, and the squirrels are chasing each other like they’re training for the Olympics. And the mosquitoes? Well, they’re just having a buffet. And guess who’s the main course? That’s right, us!

We Floridians have a love-hate relationship with June. On the one hand, it’s the start of summer. Which means beach trips, boating, barbecues, and the annual quest for the perfect watermelon. On the other hand, it’s also the month when you realize your air conditioner is not your friend. It’s your lifeline. You walk into your house, and if it doesn’t feel like the Arctic Circle, you know it’s time to call your HVAC guy and offer him a small fortune.

And let’s not forget Father’s Day! In June, we celebrate the dads who are armed with their trusty grills. These are the men who attempt to cook meat to perfection while simultaneously battling the swarms of flies that seem to have formed a union. You know the scene. Dad is out there flipping burgers, while Mom is inside making sure the kitchen doesn’t spontaneously combust. You’ve got the kids running around, trying to dodge the heat and the occasional stray spark from the grill. Then somewhere in the background, Uncle Bill is regaling everyone with stories of “the one that got away” from his fishing trip last summer.

But there’s something special about June in Florida. It’s a time of year when the sunsets are painted with hues of orange and pink that make you feel like you’re living inside a postcard. You can almost hear the waves lapping at the shore and the laughter of families enjoying their time together. As the heat settles in for the summer, we Floridians embrace it with our flip-flops, sunscreen, and good humor.

So, here’s to June in Florida! To the sunburns, the thunderstorms that roll in like they own the place, and the sweet taste of ice-cold lemonade on a porch swing. It’s a wild ride, but it’s our wild ride. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything, except maybe a cool breeze and a nice A/C unit that works like a charm.

Leland Shipp — The Voice of Southern Charm & Master of Psychological Thrillers

Leland Shipp is the beloved “Voice of Southern Charm” at The Peddler’s Post, where his monthly articles inspire unity, humor, and community pride across Citrus, Hernando, Pasco, and Sumter counties. His warm, relatable voice and insightful commentary have made him a cherished fixture in local journalism, championing the values that make his region truly special.

An accomplished author of psychological thrillers and horror, Leland’s storytelling prowess is rooted in his deep understanding of human behavior and societal dynamics. With a Bachelor of Science in Criminal Justice and a Minor in Political Science, he skillfully weaves complex plots filled with suspense, mystery, and unexpected twists that keep readers on the edge of their seats. His debut novel, Impulsivity, explores themes of decision-making, responsibility, and the profound impact of reckless love—reflecting his keen eye for the darker aspects of the human psyche.

When he’s not writing gripping tales or engaging with his community, Leland finds solace in the great outdoors—hiking, fishing, and seeking tranquility near lakes, rivers, and the ocean. His stories often delve into psychological manipulation, paranoia, obsession, and self-discovery, echoing his love for the natural world and the mysteries it holds.

Beyond his writing, Leland’s humor and community spirit extend across central Florida, making him a familiar and beloved voice in four counties. Whether through his storytelling, community service, or spreading laughter and insight, Leland Shipp embodies Southern resilience, warmth, and mastery—connecting with audiences through words that entertain, provoke thought, and inspire.

Learn more about Leland here: http://www.lelandshipp.com/