July in Florida: A Month of Sweat, Sunshine, and Patriotism

July in Florida: A Month of Sweat, Sunshine, and Patriotism

Ah, July in Florida. The month when the sun is so hot it feels like the devil himself is standing just behind you, sweating down your back and whispering, “You ain’t got enough ice in that glass, partner.” It’s the kind of heat that makes you forget what air conditioning is, even if you’re lucky…

March: The Month That Can’t Decide What It Wants to Be

March: The Month That Can’t Decide What It Wants to Be

Well, it’s March again, and I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for it. March is that weird month where winter’s holding on like a dog to a bone, and spring is trying to sneak up like a neighbor who knows you’ve got good snacks in the cupboard. March is the fickle woman of…